So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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