I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
zippers are such a cool invention
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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