Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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