Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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