I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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