but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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