I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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