Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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