Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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