U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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