You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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