no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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