I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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