You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
May the power of my ass compel you!!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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