I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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