But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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