Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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