is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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