Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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