I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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