What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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