why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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