Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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