You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Randomize
