You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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