Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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