all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
