I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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