ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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