No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
