I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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