have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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