i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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