yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
