The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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