the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We had to coat check the pizza.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
sex in a hospital.. check
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
the raccoons are back...
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