When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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