I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think my moral compass just broke
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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