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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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