Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we're making bets on your personal life
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
