i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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