There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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