I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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