what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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