Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
