Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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