You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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