I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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