I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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