Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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