She announced her abortion via fbk
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just high enough for therapy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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