I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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