id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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